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(belated) Stuff I’m Into – July edition
Remember last month when I was all enthused and rosy-cheeked about my job? Hahahahahahahahhaahahahahaha. Anyway, because I grossly underestimated how much time it takes me to write a post + pictures +...
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Review – Idée du désir Papillon
For a good few months now I’ve been fretting about travelling with sex toys. Criteria – I’m only taking hand luggage so it can’t be too big, it can’t be easily mistaken for a weapon (wahhh, sorry pure...
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Mini review – BS atelier tente plug
This review is a mini-review not because this toy is boring or underwhelming, but because it’s so inoffensive that reviewing it feels like a chore. I have wanted the Tente plug for a very, very long...
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Review – Fun Factory Miss Bi
The Miss Bi is a cute lil thing – short and squat with four inches of length (that’s it. like. it’s so short, I love it) and five inches of girth and looking a bit like an imac fucked a sea slug, it’s...
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Review – bs atelier alex
My first phallic dildo was a purchase I instantly regretted: a gelatinous, luminescent purple jelly monstrosity with an unforgiving rock hard surface and a frighteningly sculpted set of veins. Before...
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Review – hitachi rechargeable magic wand
Like a year ago I had a conversation with a friend that was essentially me trying to justify getting a tattoo of a hitachi despite not having a hitachi and I was swiftly and sensibly shot down but...
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Review – Fun Factory Moody G5 & Fun Factory Cayona
/FUN FACTORY MOODY – 4″ insertable, 5.25″ inches in girth at the widest point, $99/139€ Not gonna lie, when I unwrapped my review package from Fun Factory and saw the Moody’s happy little silhouette...
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Y2K made me gay
Sometimes you fall deep into a nostalgia-fuelled youtube hole and you’re watching Sugababes – Hole In The Head at 3am which you had totally forgotten about for literally like eight years and you’re all...
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Mini reviews – Tantus Gary O2 & Nobessence Romp
/TANTUS GARY O2 dimensions – 7 inches long x 4.70 inches in circumference Despite having had this thing in my possession for what, a year? I still don’t have much to say about the Gary; not because...
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Review – Eroscillator 2 Top Deluxe
The eroscillator isn’t just ugly; it looks downright suspect. It looks something you’d find advertised in the very back of a gentleman’s mag from 1973, or a baffling electric face massager seen on QVC...
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How not to be a sex blogger
If there were a retrospective award for Worst Sex Toy Reviewer 2016, I would win it hands down. Like, how do any of you even remember who I am? I barely remember who I am! I don’t post for months at a...
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Review – The Butters Fuck You Pay Me perfume rollerball (no. 21)
A couple of weeks ago I finally caved and placed an order at The Butters, a small brand that’s been on my radar for a little while now. I snagged myself a jar of The Butters signature lube, which I’ve...
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Lust is a virtue
photo by Brooke Lark @ unsplash I don’t fall in love easily. I don’t even fall in like easily. I’m unwillingly reserved, no social anxiety but still never quite feeling like an active participant in my...
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Casual Sex & Courtesy
photo by Marcello Aquino @ Unsplash So. I’ve had a lot of casual sex. Like, a lot – not so much now, because I’m discovering that I’m actually really quite monogamous and currently very into the whole...
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Review – Fun Factory Laya II
I always liked the design of the original Fun Factory Layaspot. It was the cutest of clit vibes – small, curvy, and coming in a wide selection of adorable colours, it stayed on my wishlist for an...
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my most treasured filth
photo by ian dooley @ unsplash // “There.” On her cloth is the culminated effort of 40 minutes of my precious time and hundreds of pounds in cosmetics – foundation that costs roughly the equivalent of...
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Love languages I am intimately familiar with
daria shevtsova @ unsplash ACTS OF SERVICE pre-paying for my taxi because he’s too high to drive, again doing the washing – doesn’t matter if you mixed white with red, does it? I like pink, right?...
View Article10 easy sex tips to try tonight
Let’s make a deal, you and I. I’m going to give you a few sexy suggestions to try – I promise I won’t suggest anything too over the top if you promise you’ll give at least one of these a go tonight....
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Your sex life: It has the power to make or break your relationship, instill confidence and increase your overall satisfaction in life. Sex is big business because it’s essential to life, and everyone...
View ArticleThe 10 Most Ridiculous Food + Sex Tips From Women’s Magazines
Because sex tips don’t just grow on trees, women’s magazines exist to help you spice up your love life. Well, maybe not yours, because you probably bone all the time and are super hot, but the rest of...
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