Review – Lelo Hula Beads
I think I might be fundamentally missing the point of the Hula Beads. I’ve never been one for ‘love eggs’. It’s such a married-with-2-kids-and-a-silver-car thing – ‘hubby controlled this egg while we...
View ArticleTantus Twist plug review
Jesus christ. How have I managed this? A month without an update on either of my orifices? Aw, christ, I’m sorry, but I’m sure you’ll all be very glad to hear that I’ve just reviewed the Tantus Twist,...
View ArticleAll time favourite Crash Pad Series episodes / pt two
I’ve had this post sitting in my drafts for an unacceptable amount of time (I posted the first instalment in June, oops) because over summer I a) had a lot of technical difficulties, b) work! and c) I...
View ArticleReview – Fun Factory Share Vibe strapless strap-on
True Life: My Dildo Nearly Turned Me Into A Kind-Of Sort-Of Bad Person. I’m not kidding. I’m so infatuated with the ShareVibe that when I was offered one by a retailer a few days after I’d been sent...
View ArticleOuttakes & field notes
This is the kind of thing I should probably put on instagram – I have one now, go here! It has er, one picture so far – but I figured I’d post it here to start with because my blog can always use more...
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